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Crab Rangoons

Crab Rangoons is a hip-hop and producer duo from the internet, comprised of vocalist Zilla Persona and producer Enter Rikkaari. A GoFundMe will be set up in their honor to buy them crab rangoons, for energy.

RANK #1
DISPLAY SCORE 7.95 / 10
  • 🏆 Round Winner
  • 👥 Most Audience #1 Picks 22 voters' #1 pick
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Vocals from Mark Cooper
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Production from LEX the Lexicon Artist · Mark Cooper
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Challenge from Mark Cooper
  • 🎤 Vocal Standout 8.2 / 10 avg across judges
  • 🎛️ Production Powerhouse 8.8 / 10 avg across judges
  • 🃏 Perfect Card 30/30 from Mark Cooper
  • 🛡️ Wide Appeal no judge ranked you in their bottom third
  • 🌊 Crowd Surfer on 59/74 ballots (80%)
  • 🎯 100 Club 236 plays on SoundCloud
  • 🎧 Most Plays 385 total plays across all platforms
  • ⭐ SoundCloud Rapper top 3 on SoundCloud with 13 likes
  • ⭐ Triple Heart Threat likes on YouTube, SoundCloud, AND the VPC site (18 total)
  • 📦 Full Package audio + art + lyrics + both writeups
  • 📝 Storyteller 1,232 characters across both writeups

TOTAL REACH — 385 plays · rank 1 / 23

  • SOUNDCLOUD 236
  • YOUTUBE 135
  • VPC SITE 14

TOTAL LIKES — 18 · rank 1 / 23

  • SOUNDCLOUD 13
  • YOUTUBE 4
  • VPC SITE 1

Sokoban Sadness

Open audio
Vocalist's challenge writeup

Life is chaos, life is unkind. But we're asked to try, try again. Sokoban Sadness is a reflection on the challenges of existing, the bizarre hurdles along the way, the perfect plans that fail, and the people who prey on the desperate. This is all done through the lens of 1987 MS-DOS game Nethack. "On your way to the Oracle, you better make sure your wallet's full." Death or a promised ascension: These are your only ways out of the Mazes of Menace.

Producer's challenge writeup

This challenge was a really fun one. I was struggling with what to sample for the challenge and then my washing machine finished. It plays a little jingle whenever it's done. I immediately recorded the jingle and decided to pass it through Serum 2 and make an instrument for it. It is featured on the choruses and in the outro towards the back end. For the rest of the beat, I decided to go for something a little slower to challenge myself, as I normally go for a higher BPM, but I think I found a nice flow for everything with this track. As a pretty new producer, I really enjoy the challenges presented with working directly with a vocalist for this as that isn't something I've really done at this point. Looking forward to seeing how the results play out with this one.

Lyrics
Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Elbereth in the dust, hush, settle all the voices outside
it's too much and I cannot abide, still a voice is saying

Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Dippin' horns into potions and fluids
never look back, take a sip, then i move on and push through it

I fail even when I'm taking it slow
There's not a lichen or a gnome lord
That'll leave me alone
It's like some thorn in my At Sign
So sad it's siphoning tears
The desperation builds 
While I'm countin' the years yeah

I scribble runes in the dirt
I trigger trap doors
Fell into a hole in the floor
I punched a unicorn!
I take a breath, thoughts buzz in my mind
Now I'm surrounded by bees
Let me rewind, you see I'm

Stressed
I'm encumbered
I'm outnumbered, at best
Out of charges on the platinum yendorian express
Yes, salvation lies on the road to gehennom
Dodging darts dipped in venom
Oops! I didn't.
Now I'm dead and I can rest!

Nah - I'm never done with the quest
Every day's a new beginning
Every day's another test
Thoth, I'm callin it quits
I can't stand this, it's all a weight
If you can hear me then i #pray you relate

Cuz I

Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Elbereth in the dust, hush, settle all the voices outside
It's too much and I cannot abide, still a voice is saying

Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Dippin' horns into potions and fluids
Never look back, take a sip, then i move on and push through it

On the way to the oracle
You better check that your wallet's full
You better make sure that you pay that toll

Pretty thing yes life is a maze
And there is only one escape
She's a menace but she's yours to have and hold

And all your best laid plans
Can turn to dust in your hands
And any petty thing you find can turn to gold

I know you wanna be astral-bound
But you're down in Gehennom now
And the promises #invoked were swiftly sold

Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Elbereth in the dust, hush, settle all the voices outside
it's too much and I cannot abide, still a voice is saying

Get up and try, get up and try
Just another run then a day goes by

Dippin' horns into potions and fluids
Never look back, take a sip, then i move on and push through it

Swirly smoky bubbly dark
DoD's no walk in the park
When you got no marker, wands or scrolls
And your god damn pet just fell in a hole
Yeah
I got that sokoban, sokoban sadness
You don't even know what the half is

JUDGES' BREAKDOWN

  1. Richie Branson

    7.00/10 score · rank #10 of 23
    VOCALS 7
    PRODUCTION 7
    CHALLENGE 7

    Vocals have nice energy and presence. Lots of variation in flow kept me engaged. Singing part was fire. Some parts seemed a bit syllabically dense for how chill the beat was. Booms baps and scratches. Gives me Nujabes vibes, nice. Effect on the Hook sample takes a trims away too much fat. Other than that, very well produced.

  2. Klopfenpop

    7.67/10 score · rank #11 of 23
    VOCALS 8
    PRODUCTION 8
    CHALLENGE 7

    Best bass of the round. Love the blend of different guitar samples as well. This arrangement sounds great, but I would have loved to hear some more use of original samples turned into instruments. I feel like you could really do some special stuff with this technique given the level of production you’re demonstrating. I could do with some more intentional transitions between sections, but I’m getting picky because this is mostly just great. The vocals sound really good throughout. Love your singing voice and the raps sound clean. Nothing jumps out to me as making me want to rewind back and listen again, but nothing feels bad to listen to. I’d love to hear you taking a little more risk vocally, rather than relaxing in the pockets we both know you could ride in your sleep.

  3. LEX the Lexicon Artist

    9.00/10 score · rank #1 of 23
    VOCALS 9
    PRODUCTION 10
    CHALLENGE 8

    THING ONE is being compared to THING TWO: Life / Society = Dungeons and Dragons campaign There are a few “Life = Game” tracks that were submitted; this one’s the most unique. I wish I understood more DnD references to really judge the bars, but I think you’re getting into some specific references. Maybe making the analogies clearer how they connect to real life (e.g. what are the punched unicorns and pets that fall in holes??) will help general listeners understand what you’re referring to. Might be the best chorus of the entire round. Zilla is up there with Lex Lingo as one of the top singers in the comp. Love when Zilla drops into that deep rap voice. The normal rap voice is not quite my style (too round and too many diphthongs maybe?) but when the outro hits and the scratches start, it’s ASCENSION!!! Really like the chill funky lounge beat, the arrangement is great and varied with guitar, complex bass line, a string sample, synths, and switches up throughout. Interesting and enjoyable to listen to.

  4. Ben Tarkus

    7.67/10 score · rank #2 of 23
    VOCALS 7
    PRODUCTION 9
    CHALLENGE 7

    Just noticed this is Enter Rikkaari's first VPC and I gotta say, the bar is high right now with this R1 submission. I think there's a LOT of depth and I find myself coming back for that beat again and again. Nice LDR reference here, by the way. Kicking it off with a bang here.

  5. Mark Cooper

    10.00/10 score · rank #1 of 23
    VOCALS 10
    PRODUCTION 10
    CHALLENGE 10

    Such a vibe of an instrumental. Clean and enunciation through the full track. Great vocals and singing was super smooth. The filter hook call and response with such a treat. Scratch hooks, saxophone bits are beautiful work. ● Production: zero notes… great work across the board!

Audience score and rank

AUDIENCE SCORE

7.01 / 10

Aggregated from 74 ballots cast by the public.

AUDIENCE RANK

2 / 23

Out of 23 teams competing this round.

  • 59 voters ranked them in their top 10
  • 39 voters had them in their top 5
  • 22 voters picked them as their #1 favorite

FINAL BLEND

The final score was a 7.95. The song received an average voter score of 7.01 from the community, and an average judge score of 8.27.

The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how Crab Rangoons's 7.95 broke down:

1.75 from audience
6.20 from judges

(7.01 × 25%) + (8.27 × 75%) = 7.95

YOUR SEASON SO FAR

  1. Round 1 · 7.95 / 10 · rank #1
  2. Round 2 · 8.26 / 10 · rank #2 PERSONAL BEST
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