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Tha Go Hamurai

Weebs from Kansas City that do drugs, or used to, or something

RANK #15
DISPLAY SCORE 6.67 / 10
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Vocals from Klopfenpop
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Production from Richie Branson
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Challenge from Richie Branson
  • ⭐ SoundCloud Rapper top 3 on SoundCloud with 8 likes
  • ⭐ Triple Heart Threat likes on YouTube, SoundCloud, AND the VPC site (16 total)
  • 📦 Full Package audio + art + lyrics + both writeups
  • ⏱️ Really Long Song Won't someone think of my S3 bill?

TOTAL REACH — 112 plays · rank 7 / 22

  • SOUNDCLOUD 68
  • VPC SITE 24
  • YOUTUBE 20

TOTAL LIKES — 16 · rank 8 / 22

  • SOUNDCLOUD 8
  • VPC SITE 7
  • YOUTUBE 1

Screw Tha World: Tha Gray Tape

Open audio
Vocalist's challenge writeup

This song is dedicated to DJ Screw and Chopped & Screwed music. It references multiple songs by Screwed Up Click members, other songs from Houston Hip-Hop and Southern Hip-Hop more broadly as well as a few staple nerd bars.

Producer's challenge writeup

How producer met challenge: Samples with significant portions used: Free Bin - Fransisco Aquabella - Headstrong International - Quinteplus - Blackman El Justicerio Dollar Bin - Angelo Bond - Eve Sound samples used All from bleep bloop 10 seconds 11 seconds 19.5 seconds

Lyrics
Slowed Down North
Go hamurai aka Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog aka Big Butter Buddhas 
This a dedication to DJ Screw

Quarter brick, half brick, whole brick, woah
Down North, North end, Northside, North pole
I was twisted swangin slow in Killa City MO
Wit a quarter brick, half brick, whole brick of blow

Killa City King, got a big fuckin glock wit me
I done sold everythang but my clothes like Mephistopheles
Reup, get yo gs up, stack bread, invest in properties
Every word hit cuz I'm dope and penned it properly
They say I'm hypocritical, whistlin like a wobblie
I be rip ridin revolt cuz rent is robbery
Collectin cash quick off commodoties in tha colony
While tha third world burnin, they servin it to tha prophecy
They dancin up wit tha devil and tellin me that it's God
Tha CIA and Mossad, Tel Aviv and Riyadh
They pushin on all my buttons and tellin me that it's nothin
I tell them they can fuck off, matter fact, I just start bussin
Delete any discussion, we dumpin and kickin do
Everybody know, my tax ain't gittin low
I been travelin from Thompson to Toppin and tippin slow
Wit a quarter brick, half brick, whole brick of blow, ayy

Quarter brick, half brick, whole brick, woah
Down North, North end, Northside, North pole
I was twisted swangin slow in Killa City MO
Wit a quarter brick, half brick, whole brick of blow

Screw tha world, screw tha world, chop it up
We swangin dubs, slangin Slugs, moppin up
Life in tha mud, wrote in blood, mob as fuck
We gettin paid, powderade, we rock it up

Dripped in silk, sippin milk
And honey, my sword got money in tha hilt
That's uh, how I feelt, livin wit tha guilt
FRGK, fuck round git kilt
I'm wit my ilk, look at what we built
Got that mfn thang on my leg like a stilt
This ain't tha remix, I'm feelin Squeenix
Shout out to tha town, held me down like a phoenix
I'm where tha lean is, How'd this get greenlit?
Miss me wit tha mean shit, you all hoe, I seen it
I saw that, I gotta bag a gas where tha raw at
I got a foam of ice and a jolly rancher, all dat
I'm movin wit tha melody but my composure hella G
I always show up wit tha green tree on me like Celebi
Jumpin cuz a jealousy, this song gon be yo elegy
Fuckin friends might freeze tha fo five never failing me

Robert Earl Davis changed tha face of tha game
Served slabs slowed music, had folks doin tha same
It spread through H-Town, spread throughout the south
Now everybody wanna lean plug it's always been a drought
Tha beat bang slow, flow clean and laid back
Tha sound inluenced youths, young lean and ASAP
We grew up on boom bap and gangsta funky shit
A whole new generation grew up on that southern shit
I remember I was bout 20, smokin at fo twinny
Killa City, Mizery, started callin it MO city
Bumpin Rother Vandross, Big Hawk or Pimp C
That i hate u bitch go crazy wit Jim Beam
I still bumpin Rich Tha Fac, ron ron from seventh heaven
I'm a down north boy, right over by sem lem
But that hue-stone music just do suntin fo me
Crank down that bpm, chop n screw suntin fo me
If you know about 6/7 I'm keepin it 3/3rds
Call that shit chopped and screwed, fucks slowed and reverb
Every song would be slow, if I ruled tha world
Remember kids, fuck tha pigs, Screw tha World

If I ruled tha world, every song would be slow
No bag would have stems, every blunt would be dro
When I blow, every blunt bout a quarter
May every cup runneth over wit mud and soda

Got a gray tape in my deck, Cuz I'd rather bang my screw
Hardest choice I ever made, Candy red or candy blue
Cuz you born all on your own, 25 lighters ain't enough
To light all tha blunts that I done rolled, waitin on someone to give a fuck
Ain't no shelter from tha rain, Ain't no hiding from tha past
Ain't no prescription for this pain, That's why I got oil in my glass
So until tha day I die, I gots to be a G
I'm a holla Screw tha World, cuz tha game belong to me

Purple in my cup, purple in my greenery
Talkin to my gun like there's a ghost in tha machinery
Got voices in my head, they never silent for a moment
Never learned to talk it out because tha violence was promoted
Bitch, I'm goated, god-coded, addicted to gettin throated
All my trust in institutions of authority has eroded
Tha soul still burns, your concerns have all been noted
That Beretta wet em up just like Lynch when he made Loaded

Got a gray tape in my deck, Cuz I'd rather bang my screw
Hardest choice I ever made, Candy red or candy blue
Cuz you born all on your own, 25 lighters ain't enough
To light all tha blunts that I done rolled, waitin on someone to give a fuck
Ain't no shelter from tha rain, Ain't no hiding from tha past
Ain't no prescription for this pain, That's why I got oil in my glass
So until tha day I die, I gots to be a G
I'm a holla Screw tha World, cuz tha game belong to me

JUDGES' BREAKDOWN

  1. Klopfenpop

    9.00/10 score · rank #10 of 22
    VOCALS 10
    PRODUCTION 8
    CHALLENGE 9

    Hell yes. I love DJ Screw getting his flowers. My favorite genre might be Electro Dub, so Chopped and Screwed is close to my heart because it is Electro Dub's first cousin once removed. I love songs that function as a work of anthropology. Respect. I love that the beat is a tour of different Chopped and Screwed vibes. The vocals sound great. Don't listen to anyone else who says otherwise lol. This song is such a love letter to a great piece of hip-hop history and present legacy. I would love to hear more use of multiple musical samples woven together. I know you had a lot of work to do on this with the odyssey of unique beats, but I'm gonna be picky because you are clearly capable to remarkable production.

  2. LEX the Lexicon Artist

    6.67/10 score · rank #13 of 22
    VOCALS 5
    PRODUCTION 7
    CHALLENGE 8

    I can appreciate the effort in recreating / paying homage to chopped & screwed, and the song having distinct sections with different slow-ass BPMs. The song is too long in my opinion but understand that's an homage thing. As usual this is a really polished, radio-ready song, probably THE most radio ready in terms of engineering. But the lyrical content doesn't captivate me and the overall saminess of the braggadocio and gangsta bars makes the track feel more sluggish than even the music does. Ish1da: I know this is going to be hard with the wrestling intro theme, but I want you to try to do something completely out of left field that isn't just flexing, being a G and barring out. I know you have it in you to be creative. Scotty: Really great job making each chopped and screwed section sound distinct yet still cohesive.

  3. Ben Tarkus

    6.67/10 score · rank #20 of 22
    VOCALS 7
    PRODUCTION 6
    CHALLENGE 7

    I love your love for your community and your scene. I'm glad to add a few nerd bars to a my list of places to check out! But damn did this song just keep going and at one point I was sure it would be near the end and we were just over halfway there. Surely there is a more concise way to deliver a message in homage, and I certainly found myself vibing to the song, but I didn't need a jamband appearance in the VPC this round!

  4. Mark Cooper

    5.00/10 score · rank #20 of 22
    VOCALS 5
    PRODUCTION 5
    CHALLENGE 5

    I feel this was a good attempt. To do a 10-minute song is definitely a task in itself. despite the effort i have a few notes. First, the vocals could be cleaner especially when they are being chopped and screwed. I recommend using saturations to cut some of the low in. As the song progresses it become more and more difficult to understand what the song is about or the lyrics from the vocals. production is alright but wish there was more dynamics throughout since its 10 mins long. Other than "substance" references, I'm not sure this meets the challenge for this round. Thanks for participating.

  5. Richie Branson

    9.67/10 score · rank #1 of 22
    VOCALS 9
    PRODUCTION 10
    CHALLENGE 10

    MAYNE HOL’ UP. This just brought me back to my high school / college years. Killa City MO. Funny, there’s a MO city in Houston. Both the production and the vocal performance capture them Screwston vibes perfectly. The pitch shift doesn’t feel like that cheap imitation screw-like stuff you see artists try to emulate. Only thing missing is more vocal chops, but I can’t even knock anything off for that. The effort in this is appreciated. Very delightful.

Audience score and rank

AUDIENCE SCORE

4.48 / 10

Aggregated from 72 ballots cast by the public.

AUDIENCE RANK

15 / 22

Out of 22 teams competing this round.

  • 26 voters ranked them in their top 10
  • 13 voters had them in their top 5
  • 1 voter picked them as their #1 favorite

FINAL BLEND

The final score was a 6.67. The song received an average voter score of 4.48 from the community, and an average judge score of 7.40.

The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how Tha Go Hamurai's 6.67 broke down:

1.12 from audience
5.55 from judges

(4.48 × 25%) + (7.40 × 75%) = 6.67

YOUR SEASON SO FAR

  1. Round 1 · 6.79 / 10 · rank #13 PERSONAL BEST
  2. Round 2 · 6.67 / 10 · rank #15
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