The Beatlyss

Be Yourself Recipe Serves: Any and All , Prep: Less than 5 minutes, Cook: Let them Ingredients: For Sauce: 1/4 liter Cameron Diaz 2 Tablespoons Adam Smith 4/9 teaspoon Smashing Pumpkins A whole big ol sloppy handful of Bustopher Jones A Pop of Rumi For Protein: A (14-ounce) Wilde Game Hen 3/4 tablespoon kosher 1960's Dadaist beat-poet Richard Brautigan branded Salt 1/2 cup peeled and thickly chopped Bort license plates Whatever is left of Jada's husband's career ADHD medication (generous serving) Joe Pera's hollowed out skull To make sauce: Whisk them dirty shits in a bowl til them shits is thick AF. Now, go ahead and you're gonna wanna, you're gonna want to fuck that shits a little bits, just a little bits, with ALL your tips. Not just the one your momma gave you. You’re gonna want to remove all stiffening agents swiftly after it hits consistency. It solidifies into a concrete like material that also heats itself up to 1200 Kelvin To make protein: Jump around (Jump around) Jump around (Jump around) Jump around (Jump around) Jump up, jump up and get down Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump) Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump) Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! I came to get down, I came to get down So get out your seat and jump around

My method shifted part way through, but my overall approach was "boom bap overload". I started out sampling, processing, chopping and layering as much as possible from the first bin, thinking that was the only bin. Then I found out there were more bins and that I was supposed to sample something from all of them, so I abandoned my first method and started adding things from all of the other bins, not bothering so much with getting as much out of each bin as possible, but just making sure I got a little bit of everything an that everything fit together. By the end, the cup runneth over, my computer was starting to really struggle with it, and I just had to decide to stop adding more stuff. But I did get a little bit of everything. Some of the timecodes might be slightly off because I may have used start offsets; these are just the samples that I saved and loaded into my project (all of which were used to some extent): The Breakdown, pt. 2 0:00 Put Your Love 0:02 The Rope and the Colt 1:24 Surprise Attack 0:33 Constant Throb 1:31 Eve 1:12 I Stand Alone 3:27 The Wrath of Khan Main Title 0:00 Beans and Cornbread 2:38 If I Knew You Were Coming 1:33 Big Butter and Egg Man 2:04 Yol Verin Agalar Beyler 0:08 Bindya Tarse Kajra Barse 0:25 Aafat 2:29 Who Is the Man? 1:15 Futengurashi 1:31 Mindwill, from Wild Maniac 3:10 Headstrong 0:45 Dave Biegel breaks in 134 BPM, 89 BPM and 107 BPM were cut, smooshed together and pitch-mangled into a swingy soup of additional drums. Bits of Dave Biegel breaks in 104 BPM & 70 BPM were smooshed together and transformed into a tambourine-like noise using a disgusting FX chain. That's it, I think. A total of 23 tracks sampled if I didn't miscount just now.

a great philosopher once quoted "you are not a drop in the ocean, you are an ocean in a drop"
yet another said "I swallowed your cum, David! I swallowed your cum four times! It means something!"
so go and do anything you put your mind to,
except for those who already have too much, what's it called, oh ya, jeez, money
cause for one Elon, there must be at least five hundred million poors
the affluence of the few supposes the indigence of the many
at the hands of the P Diddy's
of which there are plenty of in each industry in each city
who knew that's it's super easy to be shitty and also terribly rewarding
prepare to be like Kordlyss
get a lot of paper, be a go getter, life shaper
instead of a time waster, a joker, a smoker, a midnight blazer
can't break my soul, my spirit never dies, it plays dead,
you can't put this possum in a cage
despite all my rage, I'm still just a bat in a cave
I'm whatever the VPC needs me to be
but I think I'm cool, and that's all matters to Kordlyss
hell, my whole shtick is I aggressively want you to hate me
the last 10 years have been a social experiment on how little plays that
a single artist can achieve, if they work hard every week
and still remain more anonymous then someone in witness protection with a face change
so, yea, that's how
make sure you reach for the stars, so when you fall, you can dropkick a Nazi or two on the way back down



Be yourself;
s'not like anyone else is lining up to be
Be yourself;
cause everyone else has already hard passed
Be yourself,
cause seriously, if there's gonna have to be a you, let it just be like, you, ok?
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[2:30 AM]Saturday, June 6, 2026 2:30 AM
I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day James Tate
Vonnegut mixed with Brautigan mixed with Tom Robbins mixed with that Twain hack back in his hey day
let me be perfectly clear, if we don't win this and get unanimously great praise then consider me Swayze
cause I'm ghosting on you folks in a blink, he's going to run away so Usainly fast
you'd need to get Jackie Joyner to join me and restrain my ass
I'm not taking back anything I say in this competition with you crazy cats
and I don't mean cats as in, like, beat poetry
I mean like, the 2019 fever dream that, let's be real, was not the actual cause, but a for real reason the COVID disease spread more rapidly
and yes, I know we split off into different realities on July Fourth 2012
when the CERN folks discovered the Higgs Boson and sent us sub-atomically into fucking hell
where it's like, if we can't all align on a certain Bear family's surname then we're for sure, baked
or cooked, right? wait, what are the youths saying now?
what did we used to say? Dog-abunga? don't take a cow?
ugh, I'm getting too old for this, frankly my dear,
I don't give a, life is a like a box of, there's no place, we're gonna need a bigger boat
listen folks everything is now Chris's quote
cause that's how I write shit
I chew off more than I can bite, and then I bite it
and even though I'm not a nerdcore star
I'll still rap circles around your square ass bars

Be yourself;
s'not like anyone else is lining up to be
Be yourself;
it's all you can do, hey
Be yourself
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[2:30 AM]Saturday, June 6, 2026 2:30 AM
I'm your Friend you see, he's
the ketamine queen
JK, LMFAO Ben Schwartz, I'm an amphetamine fiend
Concerta, Adderall
Dexedrine, had em all
in fact I'm on a fucking cocktail of fucking all of them right fucking now
call my PCP and get me Klonopin, actually
never mind it's too late, I've legally turned into Conner O'Malley
now I'm screaming from the moment I wake up till the moment I don't ever sleep
and I refuse to die, cause death and sleep are like cousins, right?
and I am extremely anti-incest
I don't want to die an inbred
I know that's an unpopular opinion

I'm just here
not for the seriouses but for the making of yinz laughters
because  and like, and I shouldn't be telling you all this,
but laughing was turned into robots in 1998, when all the birds were, in order to sell us more sneakers.
turns out, and this goes deep, the amount of laugher one exudes daily directly correlated to your likelihood to purchase more sneakers.
My company, my family's company, JomBaLomBaBloms we got
we got fuckin' BK's, L.A. Gears, Ewings, we got, uh, Etonics we, we got Jox's
and I can happily report back some wet-ass-crunchy-ass bitchin' iROAS during our beta testing for Jox's....
I mean, and some of these brands haven't sold footwear in decades.
But we are bringing them back, with laughter, people
we are selling tons of old dirty ass funked up shoes with just , with just good old fashioned gut buster chuckle yuks