- Perfect 10 — Challenge from Mark Cooper
- Full Package audio + art + lyrics + both writeups
TOTAL REACH — 17 plays rank 10 / 24
- VPC SITE 17
TOTAL LIKES — 4 rank 16 / 23
- VPC SITE 4
Ballad of Puma Pants
Vocalist's challenge writeup
none submitted
Producer's challenge writeup
none submitted
Lyrics
body slams on the trampoline flaming tables kerosine to ketamine in the vaseline suplexing off the mezzazine stiff chops indian death locks wahoo mcdaniel power bombing back drops shining wizzrds in alaskan blizzards kick you in the gizzard of ya sock puppet lizard dealing what I was dealt I'll belt you with the belt leave the babyfaces crying for help let the suckers suckle the chucklers ccuckold buckle to buckle were going knuckle to knuckle thats right buddy its the rise of mcgillicutty wrist claps classe mega dong you better study blowing up never had no steel chairs no likes and no shares they aint lookin they stare sega nintendo super genisis then i shit my pants aint no end to this the pain and the shame BALLAD OF PUMA PANTS are tearing me apart ballad of puma pants the claims they lay ballad of puma pants it was just a shart ballad ofpuma pants
JUDGES' BREAKDOWN
LEX the Lexicon Artist
3.33/10 score rank #24 of 24VOCALS 3PRODUCTION 3CHALLENGE 4It's a funny concept and character idea, but no real narrative, no notes submitted and not really a complete song. I know you guys aren't taking this competition seriously, but I also can't really grade it fairly on the merit of it being a shitpost because other teams put in so much more effort.
Ben Tarkus
7.00/10 score rank #20 of 24VOCALS 8PRODUCTION 6CHALLENGE 7This is a wild submission y'all. The only wrestler to ever shit themselves? Good lord hahaha, I can't say this one is my favorite submission of yours so far but it is hysterical. I liked the actual lyrical content, there were some gems to appreciate among the metaphorical verbal diarrhea, but could have done without the straight up sharts in the intro music, lmfao.
Klopfenpop
5.00/10 score rank #22 of 24VOCALS 5PRODUCTION 5CHALLENGE 5Okay, I love the Wahoo McDaniel reference. Also, I think "let the suckers suckle, let the chuckler cuckold/buckle to buckle we're going knuckle to knuckle" might be your best bar of this VPC so far. I'm sorry, but I don't get the puma pants thing, is it just because he's wearing puma brand pants? The hook gets kinda grating after a bit. It repeats for half of the track, just a bit much. Gill's vocals are sounding cleaner on this one! This mix is feeling more balanced on this one than prior rounds, but to the level I've heard you mix before.
Richie Branson
7.67/10 score rank #15 of 24VOCALS 7PRODUCTION 7CHALLENGE 9Overweight sumo wrestler walking out to this intro fa sho, lol. Flow has an old school vibes, could be tighter in spots where it isn’t all the way in pocket. Beat is cool, quirky. song mix seems a bit too compressed for my liking. Overall, this song is hella effective in telling the Ballad of Poo-ma pants, lol.
Mark Cooper
6.33/10 score rank #24 of 24VOCALS 4PRODUCTION 5CHALLENGE 10Good submission. Vocals have good energy but are very bright and distorted throughout the song. Beat was solid and gave the energy of a wrestler on the undercard of WCW for sure. good lyrics, just the vocal mix through it off for me for the most part. still got the challenge.
Audience score and rank
AUDIENCE SCORE
Aggregated from 74 ballots cast by the public.
AUDIENCE RANK
Out of 24 teams competing this round.
- 18 voters ranked them in their top 10
- 10 voters had them in their top 5
- 0 voters picked them as their #1 favorite
FINAL BLEND
The final score was a 5.41. The song received an average voter score of 4.03 from the community, and an average judge score of 5.87.
The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how KKMDS's 5.41 broke down:
(4.03 × 25%) + (5.87 × 75%) = 5.41
YOUR SEASON SO FAR
- Round 1 5.05 / 10 rank #22
- Round 2 4.74 / 10 rank #22
- Round 3 5.41 / 10 rank #24
- Round 4 5.44 / 10 rank #21
- Round 5 7.00 / 10 rank #22 PERSONAL BEST