- Perfect 10 — Challenge from Ben Tarkus
- Sleeper Hit on 44 of 82 ballots — broadly liked, few #1 picks
- Full Package audio + art + lyrics + both writeups
TOTAL REACH — 39 plays rank 4 / 21
- VPC SITE 39
TOTAL LIKES — 6 rank 13 / 21
- VPC SITE 6
Club Hench
Vocalist's challenge writeup
So this is a song about joining the guild of calamitous intent from the Venture Brothers. There are multiple Easter egg references for fans and the singing part at the final chorus houses my double entendre. Enjoy!
Producer's challenge writeup
Drop - Final chorus after the bridge Tension building rise - Bridge Vocal Chop - Bridge Beat Switch - Second Verse and Bridge Bass Switch - Verses vs Choruses DJ friendly mixable intro Halftime shift - Bridge
Lyrics
So I heard you wanna hench Got a legacy to cement The worst or the worst are the best of the best Welcome to the guild of calamitous intent Here even you can find a nemesis Steady pay and health benefits Bold costume choice looking menacin And super sexy you're a testament Ain't all sunshine and daphodils there are people you're gonna have to kill room for growth if you have the skill But never spill David Bowies panda milk Start a little group or go solo Rock some spandex or a polo Cowboy hat with a vest and a bolo Blinging them rings like you're frodo Chorus: Heroes are too perplexing Morals are way to messy But don't forgot the best thing Henching is super sexy So you wanna be an evil genius Welcome to the most prestigious Club only for the meanest Here's the paperwork if you really mean it Just a little bit of red tape Between you and that death ray Private jet that's super sonic A hideaway with skulls upon it Could be a haunted sword your brandishin Or you can shockum with a phantom limb Might get impaled by a lawn dart Or find your future Dr. Mrs. The Monarch Finally you can be your own boss In command of killer robots Could be you on the throne looking so hot Got that club hench life and it don't stop End chorus: Feels so good to be bad I'm finding Gott'um arched and I love how we grinding Back and forth like it was meant to be We're a perfect fit like a lock and key
JUDGES' BREAKDOWN
Klopfenpop
8.00/10 score rank #13 of 21VOCALS 9PRODUCTION 6CHALLENGE 9Yay Monster Brass! Blessed be to CineBrass and blessed be to the crackers. This track has big Venture Bros vibes. The master is a bit rough on this one. The sub bass is pushing everything else out of the way. You can hear a big volume drop to the vocals and other beat elements when the sub bass comes in. I think it's hitting the compressor/limiter on your master bus too hard. We've all been there once we add all the element of our beat into a project. Sometimes, the easiest workaround is highlighting every track that's routing to the master bus and just turn everything down together until the master is getting a better sounding level or not clipping on the way in. Besides that unfortunately global issue, the beat production and arrangement sound really good!
Richie Branson
8.33/10 score rank #13 of 21VOCALS 8PRODUCTION 8CHALLENGE 9Theramins and whistles, beat definitely has a swagger to it. The instrumentation here is good. Despite the heavy bass, the vocals sit in a clear space in the song’s overall mix. Could use a bit more compression on the Vox, as there’s some volume variance. Vocalist’s personality shines here. The energy is dope. The flow cadence is creative and dope, though I feel it might be a bit too creative at spots for a club song.
Mark Cooper
7.33/10 score rank #15 of 21VOCALS 7PRODUCTION 7CHALLENGE 8Good submissions! vocals were very clear and up front. Production was solid but I wish there was just a little more variation in the beginning of the song before the transitions in the middle. also with trasitions they have to be a little more powerful for a "club" vibe. Again good song but not quite matching the challenge.
LEX the Lexicon Artist
8.33/10 score rank #13 of 21VOCALS 8PRODUCTION 8CHALLENGE 9This was fun! Not really my style of vocals or music genre, but I acknowledge that it's very well-executed and the concept is entertaining. Some really fun rhymes in here (brandishing / phantom limb; daffodil / have to kill / have the skill) I think the chorus is a little weak but catchy enough. The singing outro was an interesting choice but to me not super compelling. I am super into the low ends on the production, and they shine especially in the "DJ-friendly outro" which I really really liked.
Ben Tarkus
8.67/10 score rank #5 of 21VOCALS 8PRODUCTION 8CHALLENGE 10Looooove the Venture Bros reference here, that's worth an extra mark in my book! Seriously though the song is easy to get into, the beat has me moving, the lyrics are hard and fast, and the Chorus is catchy and encourages the listener to sing along. One of my favorites this round!
Audience score and rank
AUDIENCE SCORE
Aggregated from 82 ballots cast by the public.
AUDIENCE RANK
Out of 21 teams competing this round.
- 44 voters ranked them in their top 10
- 20 voters had them in their top 5
- 2 voters picked them as their #1 favorite
FINAL BLEND
The final score was a 7.42. The song received an average voter score of 5.29 from the community, and an average judge score of 8.13.
The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how Dappersaurus's 7.42 broke down:
(5.29 × 25%) + (8.13 × 75%) = 7.42
YOUR SEASON SO FAR
- Round 1 6.94 / 10 rank #9
- Round 2 7.91 / 10 rank #8
- Round 3 7.26 / 10 rank #13
- Round 4 7.42 / 10 rank #12
- Round 5 8.75 / 10 rank #2 PERSONAL BEST