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Crab Rangoons

Crab Rangoons is a hip-hop and producer duo from the internet, comprised of vocalist Zilla Persona and producer Enter Rikkaari. A GoFundMe will be set up in their honor to buy them crab rangoons, for energy.

RANK #3 (T)
DISPLAY SCORE 8.52 / 10
  • 🥇 Top 3 Overall
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Vocals from Ben Tarkus · Klopfenpop · Mark Cooper
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Production from Ben Tarkus · Mark Cooper
  • 💯 Perfect 10 — Challenge from Ben Tarkus · LEX the Lexicon Artist · Mark Cooper · Richie Branson
  • 🎤 Vocal Standout 9.6 / 10 avg across judges
  • 🎛️ Production Powerhouse 9.2 / 10 avg across judges
  • 🃏 Perfect Card 30/30 from Ben Tarkus · Mark Cooper
  • 🛡️ Wide Appeal no judge ranked you in their bottom third
  • 🌊 Crowd Surfer on 63/119 ballots (53%)
  • 💎 Niche Fave 39 voters made you their #1 — a small but devoted fanbase
  • 📦 Full Package audio + art + lyrics + both writeups
  • 📝 Storyteller 1,248 characters across both writeups
  • 📈 Climber +4 positions from Round 4

TOTAL REACH — 30 plays · rank 10 / 24

  • VPC SITE 30

TOTAL LIKES — 10 · rank 4 / 24

  • VPC SITE 10

Once More (feat. Jogli & Jesse Dangerously)

Open audio
Vocalist's challenge writeup

This track is based on Slay the Spire 1 and 2, told from the point of view of the Ironclad character. Inspirations are Blind Guardian, Dragonforce, Judas Priest and Ayreon. StS is known for its minimal story presentation, but sifting through character interactions and small snippets, one is able to fully piece together the tragic story of the Ironclad, who bargained for power and got exactly what they wished for. The first verse tackles the pre-game story, verse 2 covers Slay the Spire, and verse 3 is from the perspective of Vakuu, who granted the power and send the Ironclad back to the spire in StS2.

Producer's challenge writeup

The challenge of this round was really fun to accomplish. I have featured the following animals sounds: A Rattlesnake for Verse 1 Bird whistles for the second half of Verse 2 A Dolphin sound leading into Verse 3 An eagle cry throughout Verse 3 This whole VPC has been really fun and I feel like we are closing this one out pretty strong. I worked with Jogli, who is my brother, on this one as a producer and we got Jesse Dangerously for our other collab. I've always really enjoyed Slay the Spire, so I spent a whole work day listening to the soundtrack from the first and second and then came up with the beat for this song.

Lyrics
[chorus]

Once more go forth unto the Spire!

I'll ruin, I'll wreck
Go stack the odds
And I'mma stack the deck

Once more into the blight and fire!

Mind fades
I'm hurting
Can't stop this blood from burning

[verse 1: zilla]

Gather round and Exhume the tale of the one who brought the doom
To everything dear that I ever had
Alone I stand; the Ironclad

It's a bit of a haze, but a war raged
The valleyguard at the barricade
Just centuries of ash and pain
Bruises, bodies, broken graves

But amid the rust and rot
Cut a voice in the smoke that time forgot
A Sacred Demon, a Burning Pact
Vakuu gonna getcha that kingdom back

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I cleft the valley in twain!
I turned their blood into rain!
I'm breathing fire that's so hot I burned the desert away!

[chorus]

Once more go forth unto the Spire!

I'll ruin, I'll wreck
Go stack the odds
And I'mma stack the deck

Once more into the blight and fire!

Mind fades
I'm hurting
Can't stop this blood from burning

Once more to slay a fearsome beast!

Cry havoc; I am the flame
I see the fallen the slain

Your doomed ascension at its peak!

This curse? My story.
Omamori! Pray for me!

[verse 2: zilla]

I wished for power, but a wish is never quite what you seek
A walking weapon never questioning the wrath that I wreak

Vakuu said time to pay your debt, your life, your mind belong to me
You asked for nothing but destruction you'll get all you can eat

I let the beast out and then
I kill and climb and ascend
And though I fight and die again, again, again, again, again

With measured focus I rend
A blighted Heart and transcend
The pact devours the power; O let this misery end

[chorus]

[verse 3: JD]

no rest for the wicked - that's you
we made a deal and your part is past due
yes pass through but again do i have to
ask you - one little favour for Vakuu?

hard bargain, hardest part ahead still
go ahead and get killed, let the red spill
let's build go on get your fill as long as
in the end my intent is fulfilled

architect put the arch in arch enemy
thy target is the darkest obscenity
i supplied thee props and propensities
give er a shot champ one more again for me

...please and thank you
don't let the demons bleed and break you
we would hate to see you breach the sacred
pact. once more can't take it back

[chorus]

[outro]
That's a wrap on VPC
ZP, Enter Rikkaari
Shout out to Joe-glee, Jesse D
Czarina, Jordan, PZ
Everyone who makes this mess a scene
And to the judges? I'm grateful. You know where to find me.

JUDGES' BREAKDOWN

  1. Richie Branson

    9.00/10 score · rank #12 of 24
    VOCALS 9
    PRODUCTION 8
    CHALLENGE 10

    That lead guitar is fucking tight! Beat is a banger. Hook is great, I’m finding myself humming the melody in my head… and I love the lyricist’s flow on this. Another pass on vox and a few instrument levels would be useful here, but it sounds good as-is.

  2. Klopfenpop

    8.67/10 score · rank #10 of 24
    VOCALS 10
    PRODUCTION 9
    CHALLENGE 7

    This track has so much vibe. I love the big choir behind the hook. The vocal stack sounds fantastic as do the guitars. Love the pinch harmonics. The animal samples sounds cool. IT's great to hear Jesse in the VPC again! Jesse's verse could have used a little EQ love to blend more naturally with the other vocals, I think, but other than that the mix sounds very good.

  3. LEX the Lexicon Artist

    9.33/10 score · rank #6 of 24
    VOCALS 9
    PRODUCTION 9
    CHALLENGE 10

    Y'all might just cinch victory with this one. Really powerful showing. Granted you got a *comparatively* easy roll. But want to give the team props on their commitment and excellent pieces throughout the competition despite busy schedules. This beat feels the least Rikkari of all the beats, but it's very powerful and grand and befitting of a fantasy world (I am unfamiliar with the game.) Really like the synth vox and synth strings. And the animal sounds chosen do not sound out of place at all. The hook is powerful and hits like a truck! Well done! Really like Jesse's feature verse, it's got that classic Jesse cadence and provides a nice break from Zilla's flow which can get a little samey at points in this track. I will count Jogli as a producer collaborator even though he isn't rapping. Challenge met! Maybe this will be the vote that pushes you over the edge to become champions - or maybe it'll do the opposite. Whatever happens, y'all crushed!

  4. Ben Tarkus

    10.00/10 score · rank #1 of 24
    VOCALS 10
    PRODUCTION 10
    CHALLENGE 10

    What in the epic boss battle intro?! WE'RE SO BACK! I don't have any attachment to Slay the Spire but after this track I might have to check it out. The vibe could work with any high fantasy type game though and I think that well warrants the high marks. Thanks for being a stand out team for me this year from the start, keep collaborating because this duo fuckin rules. * All teams receive a '10' in their challenge category from me this round. This has to be one of the most randomized challenges and can seem insurmountable with the wrong pairing. As such, I am thoroughly impressed with everyone's ability to rise to the task.

  5. Mark Cooper

    10.00/10 score · rank #1 of 24
    VOCALS 10
    PRODUCTION 10
    CHALLENGE 10

    super melodic hook and beat that I'm here for! Has a epic inspirational vibe! love the verses and they have a lot of passion and conviction in them! nailed the challenge! very dope beat! love the lead and singing vocals! done it again Rangoons

Audience score and rank

AUDIENCE SCORE

5.88 / 10

Aggregated from 119 ballots cast by the public.

AUDIENCE RANK

3 / 24

Out of 24 teams competing this round.

  • 63 voters ranked them in their top 10
  • 48 voters had them in their top 5
  • 39 voters picked them as their #1 favorite

FINAL BLEND

The final score was a 8.52. The song received an average voter score of 5.88 from the community, and an average judge score of 9.40.

The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how Crab Rangoons's 8.52 broke down:

1.47 from audience
7.05 from judges

(5.88 × 25%) + (9.40 × 75%) = 8.52

YOUR SEASON SO FAR

  1. Round 1 · 7.95 / 10 · rank #1
  2. Round 2 · 8.26 / 10 · rank #2
  3. Round 3 · 8.76 / 10 · rank #1 PERSONAL BEST
  4. Round 4 · 8.07 / 10 · rank #7
  5. Round 5 · 8.52 / 10 · rank #3
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