- Perfect 10 — Production from Ben Tarkus
- Perfect 10 — Challenge from Ben Tarkus · LEX the Lexicon Artist · Mark Cooper · Richie Branson
TOTAL REACH — 16 plays rank 21 / 24
- VPC SITE 16
TOTAL LIKES — 5 rank 18 / 24
- VPC SITE 5
KKMDS vs Spandex Moose (feat. Spandex Moose)
Lyrics
Mike bannanas: IllGill you're the illest Gill that I know Yeah! F all those other Gills Right? They don't got what you got bro Except maybe that Gill from Nemo Gotta respect the years of dedication to the nerdcore Halloween compilation Each year for like 15 years non stop you've been giving us the spooky bops Now I don't know how many of yous remember this we once had a rap battle over who looked better in a dress and I won because I'm hot but I think you would look just as good in one So Gill, I gotta say it you're my Super Saiyan ya power levels so strong! King Kong Mega Dong Schlong! Alright now I've got something to say about Thugmasta J! Whenever I talked about you to my wife she thought I was saying Fuckmasta J hey that's a damn apt name! for a dude as sexy as you so keep doing what you do boo, you warp my mind like mewtwo Now every day that I go on facebook it's full of the same old crap baby boomers falling for ragebait and complainin' about this and that but through the sea of shit stands a lighthouse, a beacon, a pearl It's Thugmasta J's new daily hot AI monster girls! We got cat girls! dragon girls! elk girls! mouse girls! Literal cow girls man! There's a bikini clad lemon shark girl whos riding on a banana damn! Keep making facebook horny! It's what the world needs right now Some good has to come from AI and I think you figured out how But I've got a bit of an ethical dilemma, that I need your opinion on right Is it wrong for a man to confess to another man that he does it to his monster girls sometimes? Like if a friend posted a picture of his girlfriend or wife and she was lookin' fine you don't say that I dunno... put your comments in the chat! Illgill: yall be nice to the kaiju mega dongs lissen up mike bananas spillin out athletic cups no pathetic sups ads at the end of thier vids lyrics got em livid as they sprayin us with kids 20 years of mooose dedicated dudes never washed the spandex soakin in the juice judges screws loose they 10 outta 10 smackin dat ass again and again again and again and again i'm glad that we're freinds aussie ronin hmominid penultamites mechazilla muffakz murderin all da shits yo mama poppin perkies under the blose cause when they sit around the house its sydney opera house game changer face rearranger hello stranger frank danger his sausage party puts out all the bangers frank danger: I wanna talk about dick Specifically King Kong’s slick, thick as hell, veiny throbbing mega dong meat stick So just sit down, shut up and open ya ears While I open your eyes, cos it’s about to get weird First off, it’s super long, and I know that’s odd Cos if you google gorilla cock, you’ll know that’s wrong Relative to their size, normal ‘rillas have the smallest wangs of any ape But Mr Kong’s is hella great - YEAAHHHHH Hangs low past his knees, almost scraping the ground With a big purple tip ‘bout as big a house Tasteful fur runs down the shaft Thick veins arrayed leave it unsurpassed It’s such a beautiful cock, it’s a wonderful thing And the fact that he’s alone in this world is such a sin He should be laying that pipe around town But instead poor Kong’s just pounding it out He’s spilling seed like an avalanche, causing a schism Coast to coast, there’s a frothy dose of animal jism A sticky tsunami, ladies would love the yummy umami- [MIKE AND FRANK DISCUSS THE NATURE OF THE LYRICS]
JUDGES' BREAKDOWN
LEX the Lexicon Artist
8.00/10 score rank #18 of 24VOCALS 7PRODUCTION 7CHALLENGE 10This whole song is an "ayo.. pause..." anthem lmao In keeping with the triweekly KKMDS shit post, Spandex Moose absolutely leaned into the shitposting. Well done, and their features make this the most on-time that the rapping has ever been for an KKMDS song. Discussing the nature of the song at the end was hilarious. I think every KKMDS song needs a debrief like this. Well, you did meet the challenge! You just ended up adding way more compliments about king kong's king dong.
Ben Tarkus
9.00/10 score rank #18 of 24VOCALS 7PRODUCTION 10CHALLENGE 10I think I had a fever dream in the middle of this song, WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY ON ABOUT MONSTER GIRLS?! This song kinda rules though. WE ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE HERE THOUGH. What the hell is this indeed. * All teams receive a '10' in their challenge category from me this round. This has to be one of the most randomized challenges and can seem insurmountable with the wrong pairing. As such, I am thoroughly impressed with everyone's ability to rise to the task.
Klopfenpop
6.33/10 score rank #24 of 24VOCALS 6PRODUCTION 6CHALLENGE 7The smash collab we've all been waiting for again! I do remember Mike. <3 the two beats vibes is a cool approach, but I'd love to hear more fusion between the two vibes later in the track. And maybe some more intentional transitions between them. This does get a little looped feeling, give me some drum fills please! Overall, this is a fun victory lap. I hope some day LL Cool J gets to hear the bar "Sticky salami/Ladies love the yummy umami"
Richie Branson
8.33/10 score rank #20 of 24VOCALS 8PRODUCTION 7CHALLENGE 10These bars are hilarious. This song is meta AF. I think production-wise, it could be a bit polished re: vocal mix, and beat variety (particularly so the change ups don't feel so abrupt). I can hear the fun that went into this, overall. Keep doing what you do, boo.
Mark Cooper
8.33/10 score rank #12 of 24VOCALS 7PRODUCTION 8CHALLENGE 10Dope beat! always a fan of synth Arps. Vocals can be really loud at certain parts. very funny! lol Some of the adlibs in the verse compete a little with each other which also increases the loudness so its best to put the adlibs on a different bus or channel to help with the levels. Beat was dope, would like to see some change up in the drums at times but other than that awesome!
Audience score and rank
AUDIENCE SCORE
Aggregated from 119 ballots cast by the public.
AUDIENCE RANK
Out of 24 teams competing this round.
- 28 voters ranked them in their top 10
- 14 voters had them in their top 5
- 0 voters picked them as their #1 favorite
FINAL BLEND
The final score was a 7.00. The song received an average voter score of 3.99 from the community, and an average judge score of 8.00.
The display score blends the audience and judges' contributions at 25%/75%. Here's how KKMDS's 7.00 broke down:
(3.99 × 25%) + (8.00 × 75%) = 7.00
YOUR SEASON SO FAR
- Round 1 5.05 / 10 rank #22
- Round 2 4.74 / 10 rank #22
- Round 3 5.41 / 10 rank #24
- Round 4 5.44 / 10 rank #21
- Round 5 7.00 / 10 rank #22 PERSONAL BEST